Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize
