Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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