I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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