Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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