I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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