her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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