I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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