how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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