If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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