If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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