yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
why is half of my head shaved?
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