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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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