I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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