I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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