Define "chronic" masturbator.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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