it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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