so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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