physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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