tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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