the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
they're like a gay fantastic four
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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