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Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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