were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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