he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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