arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My feet surprised me
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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