ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Randomize
