Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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