last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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