she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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