how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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