I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
This is the high leading the old right now
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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