finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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