"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
PANTIES FOUND
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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