saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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