smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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