So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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