you guys were way drunker than both of me
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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