I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
