You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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