we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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