Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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