I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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