I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
