That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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