used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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