I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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