i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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