Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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