He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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