I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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