Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
