What did we do last night that was yellow?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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