you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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