my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm always down for nudity.
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