I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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